OMG-WTF

Holy F balls--what is up with Gov. Mark Sanford sneaking to Argentina to meet with his mistress... without telling anyone he was going anywhere...? What a douche bag.

Bill Clinton, John Edwards, that one guy from New York who paid lots and lots of money to prostitutes... These guys are clueless. Public figures. Like, my mind is blown right now about this Sanford guy. I don't even know--or care--who he governs over. It doesn't matter. A freaking idiot. Beyond the basic poor judgment involved in cheating on your wife, leaving the country, for a week!, on tax-payers' dime, without telling someone?!
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Meanwhile, President Ahmadinjead is boo-hoo'ing about Obama, and that makes me want to laugh, cause it seems like he might very well be a corrupt guy and then he gets bent out of shape about Obama talking about the violence against protesters?
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And if things didn't seem any crazier, Farrah Fawcett AND Michael Jackson died today. What?! I wish I knew what was up with that crazy dude, Michael Jackson. Like, crazy mystery of the universe.
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I'm gonna go shrink away from this crazy world and into a bowl of Velveeta cheese-smothered chicken and a glass of wine.